Terry Crews will be Doomfist

Will he be more Cheeseburger Eddie, or will he be more Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

Doomfist is Terry, Terry is Doomfist

So as of right now, Terry Crews is far from confirmed as Doomfist. He’s started to make his presidential run to get some buzz for old Doomfist, but no one from Blizzard has confirmed anything. Hell, we don’t even know if Doomfist will definitely be the NEXT hero. Notice how I say next. For those in the know, the last patch of Overwatch had something very interesting in it. The payload on Numbani, which has the Doomfist glove, has a new skin, where the glove is not in it anymore. INTRIGUING! So since we don’t know when or who will be Doomfist, here is my humble list of which characters Terry Crews should channel as Doomfist:

Cheeseburger Eddie (Longest Yard)

Cheeseburger Eddie as Doomfist sounds like the start to a promising CW show. Open scene, Cheeseburger Eddie is a reformed con who wants to turn his life around. Who knew he’d find redemption in the form of a fist…. A DOOMFIST. *Guitar rift over Terry Crews beating people up* Watch it on CW at 8 on Tuesday. Also, if Doomfist ate a cheeseburger to recover some health, I would greatly enjoy the subtle nod.

President Camacho (Idiocracy)

Or better know as the current President! Good night folks, tip your waiters. JK. President Camacho is pretty much a video game character. If you squint, he looks like Mister Torque from the Borderlands series. 3 to 1 odds he acts like Camacho because of the political climate.

Earl Devereaux (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2)

If you are wondering, yes Mr. T was Earl Devereaux in the first movie. Check it. Terry Crews took over for the second because I have no idea. What I do care about is Earl’s quivering chest hairs. Giving Doomfist a chest hair sense and hearing Terry act that out is gold. Pure gold.

Latrell Spencer (White Chicks)

I’d be remiss if I didn’t put in the dancing, raving, SOB that is Latrell Spencer. I just want to see some rave dancing. Is that so much to ask?

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