Keep a Squirtle on hand because you never know.
Losing a bet always sucks, especially when when it involves money, even if it is a measly $15 money is money. This geek happened to lose the bet and decided to make getting the gift card more difficult to get to. The best part is
This funky contraption is called the ostrich pillow and you too can enjoy this much comfort too! Check it out here and sleep in public with ease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp6cJrJHd5s Not all of us were made for the thug life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOc9BktECXI Some kids make sweet drawings, or have some sweet dance moves, but this child will put some Asian stereotype and fear into other kids his age. He can reenact Bruce Lees nun-chuck skills, hopefully the parents let him bring the chucks to school so
The glove was modified with bluetooth to help control some stop-motion animation. The glove was originally made for the NES, but I think this mod is way more functional than its gaming abilities, and no better use for some classic Nintendo gear!
King of the hill fan art is probably the best fan art, but I might just love King of The Hill too much. also
They are super cheap and you can find them here, here and even more here.
Basically what every sperg thinks of a pretty girl at a convention.